BREAKING: Trump Announces That His Chief Of Staff Susie Wiles Has Been Diagnosed With “Early Stage Breast Cancer” And Will Undergo Treatment

She’ll continue working at the White House, because not even cancer can stop her from inflicting suffering on the American people…

“Susie Wiles is an incredible Chief of Staff, a great person, and one of the strongest people I know but, unfortunately, she has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer, and has decided to take on this challenge, IMMEDIATELY, as opposed to waiting,” Trump wrote on Truth Social.

“She has a fantastic medical team, and her prognosis is excellent! During the treatment period, she will be spending virtually full time at the White House, which makes me, as President, very happy!” he continued. “Her Strength and her Commitment to continue doing the job she loves, and does so well, while undergoing treatment, tells you everything you need to know about her.”

“Susie, as one of my closest and most important advisors, is tough and deeply committed to serving the American People,” Trump went on. “She will soon be better than ever! Melania and I are with her in every way, and we look forward to working with Susie on the many big and wonderful things that are happening for the benefit of our Country! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Cancer is a terrifying diagnosis for anyone to face, but one imagines that it’s especially challenging when you have devoted your life to evil.

Wiles has been instrumental in transforming America into a poorer, crueler, more fascist place. When she looks back on her life, she must see only ashes and cynical ambition.

More so even than a speedy recovery, we wish her a profound change of conscience.

May this brush with mortality inspire her to readjust her moral compass and abandon her loathsome life’s work.

If she believes in God, this would be a good opportunity for her to begin making amends for what she’s done.See more, details. .